Saturday, October 4, 2008

So now the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is a tattoo?


Yeech..... Looking at that wrinkled old face next to Granny Palin. Small wonder she is flinching!

Oh dudes here is a SCURRILOUS RUMOR we just received, possibly from somebody in America’s Meth/Tattoo Capital of Wasilla, Alaska. The email is, uh, difficult to follow. But the central claim is this: Sarah Palin doesn’t even put that lipstick on her mouth, because it’s a TATTOO. Oh jesus christ, she is so gross, especially if this is true.

Anyway! Take that, everybody! There is no lipstick involved. Sarah Palin’s offensive speech at the RNC, in which she claimed to be a dog who played hockey and wore lipstick, is a stinking lie, maybe, because these are the kind of people who think it’s fine to TATTOO THEIR MOUTHS.

We were going to do some “internet research” on this, but there are like 5,000 “beauty parlors” in Wasilla, all with names like “Country Cutts” and “Legally Blonde” and “Hello Gorgeous” and “Prima Facie,” which is
listed as a place that does “permanent lip liner” and now its website is mysteriously GONE FROM THE INTERNET so Sarah Palin had all these people killed and now they’re buried in the rocks, in the gravel pit.

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