Do You Really Believe the New Palin Baby Story?

Suckers!

Are you really believing that the baby was born when Gov. Palin said it was? Are you swallowing that line that this premature baby weighed 6 lbs, 2 ounces?!

Full-term babies usually weigh about 5 pounds, 8 ounces or more), whereas premature babies weigh anywhere from about 500 (about 1 lb 2 oz) to 2,500 grams (5 lbs. 8 oz).... http://kidshealth.org/parent/growth/growing/preemies.html


Damnation, guess what I just remembered.... Bristol Palin in a car accident on February 8th. What do you bet that produced early labor & delivery?

Baby is born premature & with Down Syndrome. Health problems made it look like he might not survive so they watch and wait. At about one month it looks as though he will make it so they decide how to handle this embarrassing little bundle of joy.

SO......Grandma Sarah announced on March 6 that she was about 7 months pregnant. If she gave birth on April 18 that would add up to 8.5 months which would not be considered premature, especially since he weighed 6 lbs 2 oz. and because this was baby number 5, (if she is to be believed) ....so a couple weeks early would not be considered an early delivery.

So why say anything about the baby being premature. Maybe because the baby really was premature when he was born in February! Perhaps a slip of the tongue. Pehaps because she did not have her math correct on the original announcement..... who knows? But somewhere along there the word premature slipped in and she's now stuck with it.

Now we've seen enough pictures taken of the good Gov from the time of her announcement up to the birth to know that she was lying through her teeth. She was not pregnant.


But never fear. We're talking about a Republican here. Lie and lie some more is their motto for life. They've decided on a story and all they have to do is decide on a date that little Trig Paxon Van Palin will make his official entry into the Republican world of make believe and lies.

All they have to do is decide on a date that fits into Granny's schedule but not too far down the road that he would make people ask questions because he might not look like a newborn.

So they checked out the schedule for the good gov. Aha..... that Texas speaking event. That might do the trick. So off they go, making notes and putting the final touches on the "delivery" story for cute little Trig.

The water breaking even before she gave her speech is a bit much to believe. I'm sure that even the good Gov wishes she had not thrown in that bit. It would have made much more sense to say that half way home she started feeling twinges that felt like labor pains starting. Did she go to the closest hospital. Oh hell no.... she had to drive some more to get to that puny little town where Trig was hidden out.

Never-the-less some things have slipped out so now the game is to play it to the hilt as republicans usually do. Embellish those lies & smile baby, smile.

Note that another possible lie popped into the story on April 21 in a story at http://www.adn.com/news/alaska/story/382560.html when Gov. Palin said
that she was never in full blown labor on the plane but was having a contraction or two every hour. Have you ever heard of a woman who had given birth to 4 previous kids having a contraction or two every hour for the 8 flight plus more driving to get to the hospital of choice??

The flight itself would have probably thrown her into full blown hard labor and a fast delivery! Anyway, no big deal since the old girl is not pregnant anyway. So home they go..........

Grandma Sarah announces birth April 18.... Three days later she is back at work.

Everything is all hunky-dory until people start questioning the flat tummy.

Now after two days of questions and no answers Granny suddenly announces that 17 Year old Bristol is pregnant ...5 months which happens to be exactly how old little Trig is supposed to be so it's not possible that Bristol could be his mom.

The hell you say! That baby was born in February. When Granny announced that the baby was hers, the last thing they expected was that little Bristol was pregnant again.

OH SCHITT!

Now what the hell can they do? So they did nothing until this weekend when people started noticing that things didn't add up.

What better story than to announce that cute little Bristol is pregnant to put an end to that rumor. After all she can have a miscarrage in a month or so. OR maybe she really is pregnant with number two.

Don't let anyone kid you & tell you that she could not become pregnant within two months of delivering the baby. I happen to have two granddaughters who are exactly 11 months apart.



(Note: Free Republic has turned up with one lone picture that makes the Gov. look pregnant. Considering that source (they didn't give a source) I would suspect some photoshop work)